It's not that at all!! He's actually really supportive in a jerkass kinda way But if HE doesn't know then Jack can't get to know! I mean, you know how terrible he is at lying. If he knew what I was doing and Jack was all "durr durr hey kiddo where's my baby girl" he'd Iunno trip over his feet while stuttering twice and then be like "WELL HEY I KNOW WHERE SHE ISN'T! She isn't away somewhere banging a dangerous bandit you hate, THAT'S for sure, oh no why is every single one of my facial orifices leaking blood like this, oh GEEZ here comes Beckett to lick it up while my brain fries to a crisp hurk I am dead"
Don't tell me you can't hear him saying all that, verbatim Don't even *try*
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But if HE doesn't know then Jack can't get to know!
I mean, you know how terrible he is at lying. If he knew what I was doing and Jack was all "durr durr hey kiddo where's my baby girl" he'd
Iunno
trip over his feet while stuttering
twice
and then be like "WELL HEY I KNOW WHERE SHE ISN'T! She isn't away somewhere banging a dangerous bandit you hate, THAT'S for sure, oh no why is every single one of my facial orifices leaking blood like this, oh GEEZ here comes Beckett to lick it up while my brain fries to a crisp hurk I am dead"
Don't tell me you can't hear him saying all that, verbatim
Don't even *try*