IC contact for
maskormenace
You've reached Alfie Solomons. Leave your name and state your business.
Alfie can be reached via the imPort network, or via a home phone and answering machine. He does have a cell phone, but it's not publicly available.
Re: >action
>action
[Digby immediately trots over and shoves his nose first against Alfie's hand, then Archie's. Very terrifying.]
Re: >action
Horrifying! [he laughs again, distracted with the dog for a couple of moments.] --Right. What was this about getting twatted then talking about the history of our worlds?
>action
[He'll keep only taking sips himself, though; he's a very light drinker these days.]
We're gonna get you fucking plastered; that was the promise.
Re: >action
I'm lucky to have such a friend. Just gimme a slap if I start cryin' or talking about the natural balance, yeah? Those are roads not worth goin' down.
>action
[Alfie says immediately, as he hands over the bottle. Are you still happy to have him as a friend, Archie?]
Re: >action
>action
I wanna here both. Start with here; I'm sure I'll agree.
Re: >action
Fuckin'-- alright. So remember that relic bullshit? It was in my head-- [wince at the memory, takes a long drink.] and basically twisting some vague thought I had about the pollution here being out of control into... what happened in January. Lemme state now that what that was was utterly wrong.
[another drink.]
Anyway, so the problem I see here is that nature is mostly just seen as in the way. People only really pay attention to what they're doing when a fuss is made about it, despite the fact they should consider it on an equal level to what they're doing with their planning for expansion and whatnot. [he feels a pang, knowing maxie would argue that with him. he finishes his drink and pours another.] Now, I'm not sayin' humans shoulder suffer or be forced into close quarters to preserve the nature around the city, but they still gotta be mindful that we were here after it all.
[he slumps back in his chair, not even close to finished but still clearly annoyed.] I just want people to actually think about what the fuck they're actually doing, for once.
>action
Mm-- I'm from the city. I suppose I'm part of the problem.
[Especially since early 20th century London is polluted to hell and back.]
Re: >action
[said with a shrug.]
I can't reasonably hold everyone to that expectation. Some CEO cheats on his business expansion or waste disposal-- that's not your fault. You can't do anything about it. I could give some grand speech about how everyone can make a change and do their own thing, but honestly? In this imPort world? We got bigger problems. I'll do what I can, because that's how I feel, but most of us're just tryin' to fuckin' survive.
>action
[He pats Archie on the shoulder.]
And driving-- well, I don't drive much, anyway.
Re: >action
[he blinks a little dumbly at the shoulder pat. the drink is getting to him.]
Bro, I lived in a ff-- cave in the middle of the ocean for the last couple years. A car, I ain't got.
>action
Re: >action
[he makes a face, shrugs.]
T'nks anyway.
>action
[Alfie asks cheerfully.]
Would you like me to complain about the problems with this place, as well?
Re: >action
[he snorts, half offended half laughter.]
Go. Air your grievances.
>action
[He says loftily. He's not being himself here, he's quoting someone else.]
"Yeah, registration is a choice. Look how magnanimous we are, not forcing you to sign up for government service after we fucking dragged you here"-- and they don't control the Porter, no, but they own it and it is their fucking fault.
[After that digression, he's back to the put-on voice.]
"So we fucking dragged you here, right, but we're not gonna force you into government service. No, that would be unethical, wouldn't it. But we're gonna wheedle, we're gonna bother, we're gonna make it very inconvenient to live by your own means--"
Re: >action
[he make an annoyed noise, clearly in agreement.]
They should be giving that support cause when we get thrown in here we ain't got nothin' but the clothes on our back and some powers most of us don't even want! Not to mention the fuckin'-- media up our asses every minute of the day, just-- we ain't people to them. Just... [annoyed, he throws back another gulp.] ...toys.
>action
[He drums his fingers on his knee agitatedly, and Digby comes cover to nose against his leg.]
We're toys to the natives, yeah, but to the government we're tools.
Re: >action
[he takes another swig. archie was serious about wanting to get fucked up.]
S'just... I don't get why we gotta have 'em inside us.
>action
No, neither do I. I don't like them doing anything to our bodies forcibly.
Re: >action
[it's a joke, frankly. one archie rarely talks about.]
>action
[Alfie wags a finger at Archie, faux-disapproving.]
Isn't that right; we're meant to be grateful for all that's been given to us.
Re: >action
[a loud groan, before he finishes his drink.]
I'd say-- start a revolution. But then they'd probably just switch off the nanites and kill us all!
>action
Re: >action
>action
Re: >action
>action
Re: >action
>action
Re: >action
>action
Re: >action
>action
Re: >action