IC contact for maskormenace

[devoutish]

You've reached Alfie Solomons. Leave your name and state your business.

Alfie can be reached via the imPort network, or via a home phone and answering machine. He does have a cell phone, but it's not publicly available.

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[devoutish]

Yeah? And why is that?

[He pauses, clearing his throat.]

Now, here I thought we could get along. We're going to be stuck with each other for-- what was it, two months? Yeah. And I'm trying to be polite.

[unbreaker]

[How about because he's your goddamn probation officer you punkass criminal piece of...]

Hey, that makes two of us. Trying to be polite, I mean.

[So not Josuke's strong suit. He's realizing that now. He should have prepared for this a little better, especially when his last run-in with bank robbers wasn't exactly smooth sailing, either.]

I don't wanna cramp your style, really I don't. But we're gonna have to work together, and I can't compromise on this. You understand.

[It's. Not a question. But this is:]

You know what my job entails, right? They told you?

[devoutish]

You can't compromise where we meet? That's a bit of an odd sticking point, innit. Are you not allowed to use the porters?

[unbreaker]

[Fuck it.]

They won't stop me from using them, but last I checked, you can't use the porters without my being there.

[devoutish]

Right, yeah. That's why I suggested that you come to mine and we go off together. I know a nice coffee shop in DeChima.

[unbreaker]

Uh huh, and I know this great place in Maurtia Falls, and I'd be happy to show you...but only after we touch base at your place first.

Come on...don't make me have to do this the hard way.

[devoutish]

I'm not the one doing that, mate. And I hope you remember, right, that you had the chance to make this go smoothly.

[And then he hangs up.]