devoutish: (macaroni and wine don't solve problems)
Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote 2017-11-21 11:06 pm (UTC)

[He does.]

There was once a little village that needed a new synagogue built.

[He rubs soothing circles into Royce's back.]

And so all the strongest men got together and went off into the mountains to gather stone for its foundation. At the top, they heaved the biggest boulders that they could carry onto their shoulders and started walking back down. When, after many hours, they finally reached the village at the bottom, one of their grandmothers stuck her head out her window and called to her grandson: "Are you stupid, boy? Why didn't you just roll those boulders down the mountain?" The men stopped walking and looked at each other, and then, still carrying the boulders, they turned right around. They climbed that big fuck-off mountain again, and when they reached the top, they rolled the stones down. "She was right," one man said to another. "That was a much better idea."

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