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Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote2016-10-20 10:39 pm

IC trade organization post

To facilitate the spread of supplies, requested goods and goods available for trade may be listed here. ALFIE SOLOMONS may be contracted as broker for an additional fee to be negotiated by the parties involved. Brokerage services may include:

Negotiation of the trade deal
Enforcement of the pre-arranged terms of the trade deal
Delivery of goods

Once an agreement has been reached, the broker will require a small nonrefundable deposit, to be paid as soon as possible. Full payment will be due once the trade has been completed.

Participants must be aware of the risk involved in trade in Norfinbury, including but not limited to significant delays caused by unforeseen town activities and the disappearance of trade goods to due the deaths of one or more participants. The broker will be responsible for making a good faith effort to see a deal done, but cannot give a 100% guarantee of success. The initial deposit is nonrefundable regardless of the outcome of the deal, except in cases of negligence on the part of the broker. If a trade fails or is cancelled for any reason, final payment will not be required. Purposeful failure to uphold any part of an agreed-upon brokerage deal will result in future blacklisting from brokerage services.

The broker will not act as an enforcer for deals made by parties who do not hire him as broker from the onset, and no protections or guarantees will be given in these cases.


[OOC: WELCOME TO TRADEAPALOOZA. As you can probably tell, this is an IC trade organization post and brokerage service run by Alfie Solomons. IC discussion of any kind is totally welcome - just make sure it's under the right header! On an OOC level, it's like the player-placed items page in that it's an independent player-run thing and not managed by the mods. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me OOCly at [plurk.com profile] ihdreniel or through PM!

2/9/17 ADDENDUM: Since Alfie has been outed as the guy who stole House's supplies and characters might no longer trust him to see their supply lists/broker trades, I'm just adding a reminder that comments to this post can be filtered from him!]
ecks: (shocked! shocked I say!)

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[personal profile] ecks 2016-10-27 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[That would be reassuring if it was even the slightest bit logical.]

Why? Why would she do that if she also wants them?
rubikscomplex: (i'm listening | attentive)

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[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2016-10-27 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I told her I want her help screwing over Solomons after he gave his pet half-elf the scalpel that bastard used to murder me. Pathos.

[That is technically true, even if Steph didn't agree because of that.]
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ecks: (why you do this)

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[personal profile] ecks 2016-10-27 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
He did what.

[Guess who didn't know that, House.]
armoured: (gen] elementary)

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[personal profile] armoured 2016-10-27 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm also not so sure I should be giving you things to help you be intoxicated.
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[personal profile] armoured 2016-10-27 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a long pause as he considers this. It sounds plausible, but then--]

I'm not an idiot, Dr. House. I'm not going to believe just anything you say.

[It's House, of course it was some kind of insult.]
deus_ex_phs: (PHS)

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[personal profile] deus_ex_phs 2016-10-27 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a bottle of machine oil. Trade you for the toothpaste?
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[personal profile] advanced 2016-10-27 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you keep anonymity?
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[personal profile] advanced 2016-10-27 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I want the ammonia.

I have an artist's smock and bubble wrap for her requirement of 'nesting'.

What's the fee?
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[personal profile] advanced 2016-10-27 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.
rubikscomplex: (bored | innocent)

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2016-10-27 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
i like anything with a kick at this point
why?
got some liqueur?
advanced: (bewildered)

[personal profile] advanced 2016-10-27 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You said you maintained anonymity.

[Was that a lie?]
rubikscomplex: (holding tongue | restraint)

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2016-10-27 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Al is an idiot, but House wants this trade. He'll hold his tongue like a good boy.]
rubikscomplex: (skeptic | but rly?)

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[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2016-10-27 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
dude, srsly?
i'm high on vicodin 24/7
and you're worried about a liqueur???
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[personal profile] advanced 2016-10-27 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. See if she'll trade under those stipulations.

If not, I'm not interested.
rubikscomplex: (facepalm | but why???)

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[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2016-10-27 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, right. He hadn't told her that, either. House shrugs. If she gets upset and tips Alfie off, that's going to ruin the hustle.]

He's an asshole. Don't be surprised and tell him no deal, go talk to Steph to peddle his ill-gotten wares. And don't tell him you know about that.
rubikscomplex: (not impressed | go away)

[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2016-10-27 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
i have a condition if i'm gonna trade with you, solomons
no guard dog
he stays home or outside on his leash
spoileralert: (my life is so hard)

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[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-27 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Deny. I'm not giving a dangerous chemical to an unknown party unless I can get a believable guarantee that it won't be used to hurt anyone.
howdull: (confusion] bwuh?)

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[personal profile] howdull 2016-10-27 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Does the bra have underwire? Let me see.

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