IC trade organization post

[devoutish]

To facilitate the spread of supplies, requested goods and goods available for trade may be listed here. ALFIE SOLOMONS may be contracted as broker for an additional fee to be negotiated by the parties involved. Brokerage services may include:

Negotiation of the trade deal
Enforcement of the pre-arranged terms of the trade deal
Delivery of goods

Once an agreement has been reached, the broker will require a small nonrefundable deposit, to be paid as soon as possible. Full payment will be due once the trade has been completed.

Participants must be aware of the risk involved in trade in Norfinbury, including but not limited to significant delays caused by unforeseen town activities and the disappearance of trade goods to due the deaths of one or more participants. The broker will be responsible for making a good faith effort to see a deal done, but cannot give a 100% guarantee of success. The initial deposit is nonrefundable regardless of the outcome of the deal, except in cases of negligence on the part of the broker. If a trade fails or is cancelled for any reason, final payment will not be required. Purposeful failure to uphold any part of an agreed-upon brokerage deal will result in future blacklisting from brokerage services.

The broker will not act as an enforcer for deals made by parties who do not hire him as broker from the onset, and no protections or guarantees will be given in these cases.

[OOC: WELCOME TO TRADEAPALOOZA. As you can probably tell, this is an IC trade organization post and brokerage service run by Alfie Solomons. IC discussion of any kind is totally welcome - just make sure it's under the right header! On an OOC level, it's like the player-placed items page in that it's an independent player-run thing and not managed by the mods. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me OOCly at ihdreniel or through PM!

2/9/17 ADDENDUM: Since Alfie has been outed as the guy who stole House's supplies and characters might no longer trust him to see their supply lists/broker trades, I'm just adding a reminder that comments to this post can be filtered from him!]

Comments

BROKERAGE SERVICES

[devoutish]

Comment here in character if your character wants Alfie to help them broker a deal and/or deliver goods!

@username; text; private

[advanced]

Do you keep anonymity?

@ASolomons; text; private

[devoutish]

I do.

@LELRIC; audio

[armoured]

Excuse me, Mr. Solomons, it's Alphonse Elric here. Kunsel and I want to trade machine oil for toothpaste and sauce packets, but we're pretty far from each other. Could you help out?

@ASolomons; audio; are we okay to say this happened either late on 173 or on 174?

[devoutish]

[Points for replying in audio like a civilized man, Al.]

I can, yeah. I'm a bit under the weather myself at the moment, but I've got a boy I might employ.

@cutthroatbitch; voice; Day 189; private

[wilsonsheart]

Hello, Mr. Solomons.

I don't have any current arrangements with anyone for any deals, but I was wondering how you'd feel about having a doctor on call for any potential future inquiries from your clients.

@ASolomons; audio; private

[devoutish]

What does doctoring have to do with trading?

@LELRIC; audio

[armoured]

I have some cookies, they're fresh and warm at the moment, though obviously they won't stay that way forever. I wondered if you could help me get them to the children here, maybe one each if there's enough?

@ASolomons; audio

[devoutish]

They won't stay that way for longer than five minutes, I'd wager. How many have you got?

SUPPLIES WANTED

[devoutish]

Comment here in character if your character has any particular item requests or things they want to trade for! Other characters can then reply if they have something on the list that they're willing to part with.

@Ecks | text | evening 170

[ecks]

I want fake animals. Knives are also acceptable in trade.

@hotstud_xxx; text

[rubikscomplex]

you have enough stuffed animals
she doesn't need more
you're trading her a stuffed animal
you're trading her one plus something else

@ASolomons; text; private

[devoutish]

[She gets a photograph of five stuffed animals (four cats and a shark) all lined up together. He knows you want these, Ecks. He's been collecting them for you. Don't you want to give him something valuable in return?]

[dumed]

Need extra carrying capacity - bags, pillowcases, anything like that. Wouldn't say no to a weapon, either; all I've got at the moment is a bludgon.

[empireofrats]

i would like some things for drawing
paper and pencils and pens or the waxy colored sticks
i think they are crayons

@adelina | voice | afternoon 195

[bloodbiter]

Hello. I'm looking for proper footwear for a man. Boots or something that has a similar sturdiness, if possible. Thank you.

SUPPLIES FOR SALE

[devoutish]

Comment here in character if your character has any items that they want to offer up for trading! Other characters can then reply if they see something they're interested in.

@jwatson; text; Day 173

[jumpthegun]

I have the following available if anyone would like them. No need for anything in return, but if anyone's looking for something.

• Bra
  
• Oragami set
  
• Perfume
  
• Reading glasses

I also have the following medical expertise and supplies if anyone is in need of assistance, also free of charge.

• Skills: Trauma Surgery, General Diagnostics, Prescription Assignment
  
• Low-grade pain-killers: Aspirin
  
• Mid-grade pain-killers: Prescription ibuprofen
  
• High-grade pain-killers: Tramadol (narcotic)
  
• General: Antacids, vitamin D tablets, wrist brace, eye drops

action

[howdull]

Does the bra have underwire? Let me see.

@jwatson; text; Addendum

[jumpthegun]

Please note the bra no longer has its underwire. The fabric is still available, however, and might be useful as earmuffs in the absence of other options.

@LELRIC; text; day 171

[armoured]

I have these items available for trade:

1. Sauce packet (sweet and sour)
2. Sauce packet (ranch)
3. Sauce packet (barbecue)
4. Hand soap
5. Scented soap
6. Toothbrush
7. Toothpaste
8. Sour Apple schnapps
9. Protein powder

I would like any of the following things, please:

1. Rope
2. Wire
3. Mesh
4. Tennis or badminton rackets (or similar)
5. A scarf
6. Oil or lubricant

@Spoiler ; Day 170

[spoileralert]

I HAVE:

• Rubber gloves - yellow
  
• Sanitary wipes
  
• Cephalexin (antibiotic)
  
• Hand sanitizer
  
• Ammonia
  
• Cigarettes
  
• Ceramic shards
  
• Screwdriver - flathead, slightly bent
  
• Can opener
  
• 2-blade razor
  
• Drinking glass
  
• Fork
  
• Metal coaster
  
• Coffee mug
  
• Cookie jar
  
• Glass Shards
  
• Red acrylic paint (mostly used up)
  
• Cadmium yellow oil paint
  
• Large tapered paintbrush
  
• Spiral notebook - black
  
• Spray paint - black
  
• Book on interrogation techniques
  
• Blue yarn - 2 pieces, one small mitten's worth each
  
• Charcoal
  
• Paperclips x5
  
• Rubber bands x2

I WANT:

• Warm things for nesting
  
• Fake animals Stuffed animals
  
• Condoms
  
• Toothpaste
  
• Your soul

@godsend, text, Day 172

[termineur]

Here's what I have:
-Can opener
-Bifocals
-Binoculars
-Magnifying glass
-Stuffed dolphin
-Slippers
-Grabber
-Book ("Coping with Memory Loss")
-Wire hanger, bent into a long claw
-door knob
-bobby pins
-Clipboard
-note pad
-scotch tape
-drill bits
-popsicle molds
-Skull model (parts of the brain fit together like puzzle pieces)
-Fridge Magnet
-Aluminum foil
-Twist ties

I could really use some ear muffs, or boots in a large size. If you're looking to build something and could use some of my smaller items, though, I might be willing to leave what you need somewhere. No trade necessary, in that case.

@cutthroatbitch; text; Day 189

[wilsonsheart]

Offering prescription write-ups, one-time or ongoing. No preexisting medical condition required at the time of request.

@captaininvincible; Day 328; text

[notaquaman]

offering: this hot beautiful body

[Sounds like prostitution, Nathan. Or like you're just having a piss.]

4 the low low price of whatever sounds like a good enough offer i will do literally any fucking thing u ask
this includes death-guaranteed level experimentation