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Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote2016-10-20 10:39 pm

IC trade organization post

To facilitate the spread of supplies, requested goods and goods available for trade may be listed here. ALFIE SOLOMONS may be contracted as broker for an additional fee to be negotiated by the parties involved. Brokerage services may include:

Negotiation of the trade deal
Enforcement of the pre-arranged terms of the trade deal
Delivery of goods

Once an agreement has been reached, the broker will require a small nonrefundable deposit, to be paid as soon as possible. Full payment will be due once the trade has been completed.

Participants must be aware of the risk involved in trade in Norfinbury, including but not limited to significant delays caused by unforeseen town activities and the disappearance of trade goods to due the deaths of one or more participants. The broker will be responsible for making a good faith effort to see a deal done, but cannot give a 100% guarantee of success. The initial deposit is nonrefundable regardless of the outcome of the deal, except in cases of negligence on the part of the broker. If a trade fails or is cancelled for any reason, final payment will not be required. Purposeful failure to uphold any part of an agreed-upon brokerage deal will result in future blacklisting from brokerage services.

The broker will not act as an enforcer for deals made by parties who do not hire him as broker from the onset, and no protections or guarantees will be given in these cases.


[OOC: WELCOME TO TRADEAPALOOZA. As you can probably tell, this is an IC trade organization post and brokerage service run by Alfie Solomons. IC discussion of any kind is totally welcome - just make sure it's under the right header! On an OOC level, it's like the player-placed items page in that it's an independent player-run thing and not managed by the mods. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me OOCly at [plurk.com profile] ihdreniel or through PM!

2/9/17 ADDENDUM: Since Alfie has been outed as the guy who stole House's supplies and characters might no longer trust him to see their supply lists/broker trades, I'm just adding a reminder that comments to this post can be filtered from him!]
rubikscomplex: (pills | fiddle)

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[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2016-10-26 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
how would you feel about participating in a hussle on solomons?
spoileralert: (sympathetic)

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[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-26 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Dispassionate. Would it be fun?
rubikscomplex: (you're an idiot | coffee pls)

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[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2016-10-26 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
when is trying to rip off a 1920s cockney gang lord not fun?
spoileralert: (question mark???)

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[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-26 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
When it doesn't involve a hilariously publicized overreaction.
rubikscomplex: (cuddy | argue)

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[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2016-10-26 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
oh, pls
we both know he's not the type explode
he'll just try to murder me
or threaten me
calmly
isn't the satisfaction of knowing you screwed over alfie solomons enough?
or


[There's a long pause as if he's broken off and is reconsidering. Really, it's just for dramatic effect.]

look
you remember the last time i died?
i came back and played the piano in the school
solomons tried to request a song
and i told him to go screw himself in mime and song
i wasn't being cute
that limey bastard gave his scalpel to melborn to murder me
i wanna get him back
and that means socking him in the nuts (aka his "businessman" pride)
spoileralert: (shrug)

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[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-26 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent use of pathos, but you make a habit of provoking people who are liable to murder you.

What do you want to do, anyway? Try some logos on for size.
rubikscomplex: (childish | gross)

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[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2016-10-26 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
you know that would've been enough for most young, impressionable girls with a dad crush on me

ecks is trying to trade useful things for stuffed animals
you want stuffed animals too
i'm trying to reduce solomons' bargaining position
tell him you won't trade with him for those if he offers
i'll get you half of the stuffed animals ecks manages to purchase
provided it's more than one
i'm not dealing with her whining about cutting one in half
spoileralert: unsure, smile (* get a grip mom)

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[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-26 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you're even more delusional than my real dad was. And you're underestimating me just like he did... it's a match made in Hell.

Okay, deal. On the condition that I get half even if he doesn't try to trade with me. I have plenty to offer and there's nothing stopping me from going to him.

And no cutting them up, this place is creepy enough already.
rubikscomplex: (not impressed | go away)

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[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2016-10-26 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
snowhell, specifically

fine
deal
you're near the tunnels, right?
or already in them?
spoileralert: smile, happy (* not so bad)

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[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-10-26 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Already in them. You?
rubikscomplex: (srs | considering)

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[personal profile] rubikscomplex 2016-10-27 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
building 178
heading for 181 tomorrow
spoileralert: unsure, smile (* get a grip mom)

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[personal profile] spoileralert 2016-11-02 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
We just left the entrance this morning. We'll be in 182 by tonight.