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[devoutish]

Yeah?

[That's it, that's all you get.]

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[plundering]

Sounds like you approve.

[devoutish]

She's gonna be an explorer, not a gangster. But I've got something of a soft spot for her.

[plundering]

A soft spot? Do gangsters have soft spots?

[devoutish]

[If this were a serious conversation, he'd have a serious answer. But it isn't, so...]

As many as bandits do, I expect.

[plundering]

Not me. Unless you count money.

[devoutish]

Then am I too soft to talk to you?

when you pick the wrong icon

[plundering]

Absolutely, but I'm making an exception.

the worst

[devoutish]

I'm honored.

[plundering]

You should be.

Good luck with Duster.

[devoutish]

Yeah. Good luck with your ribs. How's the shoulder?

[plundering]

It's driving me nuts. Worse than the ribs.

[Look! Honesty!]

[devoutish]

Does the sling help?

[plundering]

Yeah. You're a lifesaver. Remind me to make it up to you.

[devoutish]

I will. I'll keep that in mind, yeah.

[plundering]

You'd better not scalp me.

[devoutish]

Scalp you? I wasn't thinking of punishment.

[plundering]

[What? Oh, wait. Time differences.]

No, no. Scalping. Ripping someone off. Like buying up most of the stock of a product and then reselling it for crazy prices.

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT SHE WAS MAKING A HAT/HAIR JOKE

[devoutish]

Ah - that sort of scalping. Yeah. Which I have dabbled in, right.

I won't disappoint you. But I will be taking suggestions.

HAHA omg she should have whoops

[plundering]

Of course you have. I'll make a list and get back to you.

[devoutish]

Send it over. I'll be waiting.

[plundering]

[About fifteen minutes later, she responds.]

Alright, here it is.

[Fiona attaches a list, which reads:]


1. Making a waterproof cover for your hat.
2. Acting as your bodyguard for one (1) day, unless something life threatening happens, in which case the deal is void.
3. Golf caddy. Supply caddy? Following you around and carrying your stuff for you, whatever. I only have one working arm, so it might be more "dragging your stuff" than "carrying".
4. Singing your praises on the network for a specified amount of time, except I can't promise that anything I say will be true. Or realistic.
5. Wild card. You pick something.

[devoutish]

6. Use of your hat for one (1) hour

[plundering]

You drive a hard bargain. What are you going to do with it?

[devoutish]

[Back to audio.]

Run off with it.

I may pick 4.

[plundering]

[Back to audio, as well!]

Do you want a demonstration?