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[devoutish]

Yeah?

[That's it, that's all you get.]

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[ecks]

No.

[She gets the gist of it, even if Alfie isn't helping her by going on using complex sentence structures, and it's enough to tick her off.]

Duster no to be able to defend he. Duster to be injured. I to pin Duster. I to kill Duster easy. He no to fight good. Watson to stop I. Watson no to stop I, I to kill Duster.

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[devoutish]

He would have had more of a chance, and it would have been a good sight more honorable than what happened.

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[ecks]

To kill no to be honor. I to kill many, no to be honor. Moron.

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[devoutish]

What do you fucking want here, Ecks? Do you want me to say I'm gonna kill you?

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[ecks]

No.

[She's surprised enough by the question to halt right there. In other words, Alfie, she doesn't know what she fucking wants here.]

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[devoutish]

Then what.

[His voice is even, but not patient.]

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[ecks]

I no to want you to hurt Doctor Watson.

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[devoutish]

Yeah, I bet you don't.

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[ecks]

I no to want to hurt people. I to be able to hurt you.

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[devoutish]

Then you've got a decision to make, don't you.

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[ecks]

You to have decision. I no to start.

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[devoutish]

We both have decisions to make. Yeah? The both of us. If I do something to Watson, that'll be my decision. If you do something to me in return, that'll be your fucking decision.

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[ecks]

You to have decision, you to be stupid to fuck -- to fuck moron asshole spider!

[Her two-year-old is showing....]

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[devoutish]

Am I saying I don't? Listen to my fucking words, Ecks.

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[ecks]

[Abruptly, she switches back to text. What she just said was not planned or careful, it just came out on its own.]

I to know what you to say. I no to be stupid Alfie Solomons.

To hurt Doctor Watson to be stupid decision. You to be stupid?

[devoutish]

You know that I'm not.

[ecks]

You no to hurt Doctor Watson.

[devoutish]

I'm not gonna go round in circles with you, Ecks.

[ecks]

You. No. To. Hurt. Doctor. Watson.

[devoutish]

Are we done here?

[ecks]

To be we to do here what?

[Tenses, Alfie, she ain't got 'em.]

[devoutish]

[He thinks he's been mostly getting the gist of what she means so far, but this one he has to read a few times.]

You're asking what we're doing here?

[ecks]

You to ask to be we to do here. I no to understand.

[devoutish]

I asked if we're done. With the conversation, yeah?

[ecks]

If we to do WHAT with conversation?

[And just who is on first, anyway?]