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[devoutish]

Yeah?

[That's it, that's all you get.]

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[bywolves]

It was mostly a joke, to begin with. I am capable of humor.

But I wouldn't be surprised if she was. We've had this conversation before.

[devoutish]

Yeah. Half a joke and half not, is that it?

I am quite a good judge of character.

[bywolves]

Mm. You are.

It isn't a lack of respect for you, Solomons. It's a respect for her. I've worked with women like her before.

[devoutish]

It isn't that I think she's incapable of conning and trickery.

[bywolves]

[ Royce sighs heavily. ] No, you're not an idiot.

[ Check out this dry deflecting: ] You know, there are much easier ways to coax me into complimenting you.

[devoutish]

I could flirt with you.

[bywolves]

[ He's so not expecting that, enough that he actually laughs, a short, quiet eheh that slips out. ] I'm not your type.

Bring me dinner. That's far more romantic.

[devoutish]

I'll bring you chicken nuggets. Have you tried those yet? Fucking disgusting.

[bywolves]

Chicken what. [ WHAT IS A NUGGET. ]

[devoutish]

That's my question. They don't taste much like chicken.

[bywolves]

I'm starting to doubt anything here is real food, so you're probably right.

[devoutish]

The fruits and vegetables are normal.

[So there's that.]

[bywolves]

Would be nice if they were easier to come by. [ Royce has an apple or two left from Cloud, but... after that it's back to chips. ] I really should check how much food I have left.

[ Guess who doesn't eat very much! ]

[devoutish]

You don't keep track?

[bywolves]

I have an idea. [ Sniff. ] I don't eat much.

[devoutish]

Well, that's a terrible idea.

[bywolves]

I've long since accepted that you don't think highly of any of my ideas, Solomons.

[devoutish]

Don't be fucking dramatic. You know that isn't true.

[bywolves]

[ But dramatic is what he does best! ]

I know how to ration. That's what I'm doing. I'm used to not eating much. Don't fuss.

[devoutish]

Make sure you're getting enough to keep your strength up, and you won't hear a thing from me.

[bywolves]

You know that I lived on the road before I came here, right? I'm fine. Keeping my strength up. [ aka okay, jeeze, Mom. ]

[devoutish]

Let's hope you weren't just getting lucky, eh?

[bywolves]

Yes, I managed to survive on the streets for forty-something odd years because of luck. [ He sounds kind of offended, actually. ]

[devoutish]

I've seen stranger things.

[bywolves]

[ Wow!! ] Yes, thank you, I'm aware you think I'm incompetent.