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[devoutish]

Yeah?

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[rubikscomplex]

nope
because i'm pretty sure you got the cosmic short end of the stick
as the 1920s jewish gangster from london

[devoutish]

You are fucking human, mate. Even the most horrible people need connection, and you are far from the most horrible person out there.

[rubikscomplex]

clearly i haven't been trying hard enough lately to be horrible
and "we" means me and my team
and i just told you i have a buddy
that's enough

[devoutish]

You have never killed a man in your life. I would bet money on that.

[rubikscomplex]

how much you got on hand, solomons?
i'm expecting full payment of that when we meet up, too

[devoutish]

I'm not counting patient death.

cw: discussion of suicide

[rubikscomplex]

induced patient death?
assisted suicide's still illegal in jersey
it's close enough

[devoutish]

With the patient's consent?

[rubikscomplex]

you're putting a lot of caveats on what constitutes murder
if i ever need a lawyer
i'll know who to call

[devoutish]

It's not murder. Not the sort I'm talking about.

Point is, right, you are not as bad as you think you are, and I've known that since the night I pulled a scalpel on you and saw real fear in your eyes. You are certainly not to the point where 'no attachments' is likely to be something you enjoy. Haven't you got any family at all?

[rubikscomplex]

wow
i'm touched you care so much
don't project your need for friends and family onto me
but just for your peace of mind
my parents are alive and well and living upstate
they love and support me unconditionally

[devoutish]

Well there, look at that. Seems you have got attachments after all.

[rubikscomplex]

so glad we worked through this
are we done with this session, freud?
because you've got a serious hard-on for "community"
and it's making me uncomfortable

[devoutish]

Yeah.

I'll see you in a few days, House. Try to remember your parents are safe at home, eh? That's a comfort.

[Alfie Solomons - always here to say things he actually means, but in the most purposefully needling way possible.]

[rubikscomplex]

sure
just remember all your buddies back home are probably falling apart without you there
how many do you think are gonna off each other in the power struggle your "leadership vacuum" leaves?
pulling for anybody particular?
well
i hope he wins, boss
personally, i'd go for team jacob
there's a jacob in there somewhere, right?
it sounds jewish enough

[devoutish]

There's three Jacobs. Jacob Cohen wouldn't do badly with it.

[rubikscomplex]

ah, one of the cohen brothers
is he into film at all?
tell him his name is gonna be big when you get back
or something like his name
it's close enough for clinic
i mean
if he doesn't have you iced or whatever it is you kids do to deserters

[devoutish]

iz ths anthr of ur futur refrnces

[He suspects it is, so he gets FUTURE TEXTSPEAK for his troubles.]

[rubikscomplex]

u suck at chatspk, old man

[devoutish]

deleet lttrs as lng as the wrd is left rcgnzable, deleet pnctuatn, make fonetik chnges

[That seems to be how it's done.]

or did you perefr tnhgis to be wtiertn lkie tihs

[rubikscomplex]

it's like watching baby try to write in 1337 sp34k

[devoutish]

3 is E, 4 is A?

[rubikscomplex]

7 or + - t
1 - i/l
6 - g
0 - o
# - h
5 - s
|3 - b
|\| - n

4150 ur 4 +0+41 |\|00|3

[devoutish]

[It takes him a moment, as he translates it letter by letter.]

Noob?

[rubikscomplex]

newbie
the kid on the block