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Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote2016-09-01 11:23 pm

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h2no: (you just need to believe)

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[personal profile] h2no 2018-04-29 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
If I can survive Sharpedo chewin' on me, I can take your dogs.
h2no: (:D)

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[personal profile] h2no 2018-04-30 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[that makes him laugh loudly as he crouches to give digby some pats along his back.]

Horrifying! [he laughs again, distracted with the dog for a couple of moments.] --Right. What was this about getting twatted then talking about the history of our worlds?
h2no: (heh............)

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[personal profile] h2no 2018-05-01 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[he downs the rest of this glass, then, motioning for the bottle.]

I'm lucky to have such a friend. Just gimme a slap if I start cryin' or talking about the natural balance, yeah? Those are roads not worth goin' down.
h2no: (:D)

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[personal profile] h2no 2018-05-02 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You prick! [he says with a laugh.] Alright, you wanna hear about how fucked I think it is here or how everythin' at home is much better?
h2no: (mhm!!!!)

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[personal profile] h2no 2018-05-02 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[his nose wrinkles.]

Fuckin'-- alright. So remember that relic bullshit? It was in my head-- [wince at the memory, takes a long drink.] and basically twisting some vague thought I had about the pollution here being out of control into... what happened in January. Lemme state now that what that was was utterly wrong.

[another drink.]

Anyway, so the problem I see here is that nature is mostly just seen as in the way. People only really pay attention to what they're doing when a fuss is made about it, despite the fact they should consider it on an equal level to what they're doing with their planning for expansion and whatnot. [he feels a pang, knowing maxie would argue that with him. he finishes his drink and pours another.] Now, I'm not sayin' humans shoulder suffer or be forced into close quarters to preserve the nature around the city, but they still gotta be mindful that we were here after it all.

[he slumps back in his chair, not even close to finished but still clearly annoyed.] I just want people to actually think about what the fuck they're actually doing, for once.
h2no: (are not yet written)

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[personal profile] h2no 2018-05-02 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you're not.

[said with a shrug.]

I can't reasonably hold everyone to that expectation. Some CEO cheats on his business expansion or waste disposal-- that's not your fault. You can't do anything about it. I could give some grand speech about how everyone can make a change and do their own thing, but honestly? In this imPort world? We got bigger problems. I'll do what I can, because that's how I feel, but most of us're just tryin' to fuckin' survive.
h2no: (good lord)

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[personal profile] h2no 2018-05-02 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks...

[he blinks a little dumbly at the shoulder pat. the drink is getting to him.]

Bro, I lived in a ff-- cave in the middle of the ocean for the last couple years. A car, I ain't got.
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h2no: (ooooookay)

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[personal profile] h2no 2018-05-02 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Footprint. S'the same, whatever.

[he makes a face, shrugs.]

T'nks anyway.
h2no: (>:C)

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[personal profile] h2no 2018-05-02 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Off this piss?!

[he snorts, half offended half laughter.]

Go. Air your grievances.
h2no: (hfff)

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[personal profile] h2no 2018-05-03 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Myerrgh-- is it fuck!

[he make an annoyed noise, clearly in agreement.]

They should be giving that support cause when we get thrown in here we ain't got nothin' but the clothes on our back and some powers most of us don't even want! Not to mention the fuckin'-- media up our asses every minute of the day, just-- we ain't people to them. Just... [annoyed, he throws back another gulp.] ...toys.
h2no: (you weirdo)

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[personal profile] h2no 2018-05-03 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah the fuckin-- nanites don't help. 'Member back in December when everything went to shit because of the Porter fuckery?

[he takes another swig. archie was serious about wanting to get fucked up.]

S'just... I don't get why we gotta have 'em inside us.
h2no: (yeah.... no)

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[personal profile] h2no 2018-05-03 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet the answer to it is just-- nothin'. Can't get 'em removed, can't do anythin' about it. Fuck you and what you want, this is the only way.

[it's a joke, frankly. one archie rarely talks about.]

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