IC contact for maskormenace

[devoutish]

You've reached Alfie Solomons. Leave your name and state your business.

Alfie can be reached via the imPort network, or via a home phone and answering machine. He does have a cell phone, but it's not publicly available.

Comments

[trouvaille]

You don't want to fire off something prematurely, or - I don't know, waste the opportunity.

And you get the occasional idiot too stupid to be told, which isn't even shooting fish in a barrel, it's shooting a barrel and pretending there were fish in it--

[devoutish]

You might have made a good gangster after all.

[trouvaille]

I'm a terrible liar, that would probably be an issue. Other than that, though.

( pragmatic, amoral and creatively vicious. she'd be good at a lot of things that aren't the life she's supposed to be leading. )

[devoutish]

What makes you be a terrible liar?

[trouvaille]

My face, usually.

( she wrinkles her nose. )

I'm not good at not - reacting exactly as I do, or pretending to be shocked about things, or acting like people who are incredibly stupid and boring aren't--

[devoutish]

Those are things you can practice. Get better at. That's a learned skill, yeah?