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[devoutish]

Yeah?

[That's it, that's all you get.]

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[ecks]

I to want to kill Duster. I to kill Duster.

You no to be angry I? You to be angry Doctor Watson?

[There has to be a misunderstanding here, through the murkiness of her current linguistic limitations. She's still not any good at inflection, but she pitches Watson's name differently, says it louder, wants Alfie to know she's confused and incredulous.]

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[devoutish]

Yes. You understand that he was involved in none of this, yeah? You understand that he pushed his way in and made a fucking mess of things?

Duster could have defended himself, if he hadn't tied him up.

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[ecks]

No.

[She gets the gist of it, even if Alfie isn't helping her by going on using complex sentence structures, and it's enough to tick her off.]

Duster no to be able to defend he. Duster to be injured. I to pin Duster. I to kill Duster easy. He no to fight good. Watson to stop I. Watson no to stop I, I to kill Duster.

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[devoutish]

He would have had more of a chance, and it would have been a good sight more honorable than what happened.

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[ecks]

To kill no to be honor. I to kill many, no to be honor. Moron.

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[devoutish]

What do you fucking want here, Ecks? Do you want me to say I'm gonna kill you?

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[ecks]

No.

[She's surprised enough by the question to halt right there. In other words, Alfie, she doesn't know what she fucking wants here.]

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[devoutish]

Then what.

[His voice is even, but not patient.]

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[ecks]

I no to want you to hurt Doctor Watson.

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[devoutish]

Yeah, I bet you don't.

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[ecks]

I no to want to hurt people. I to be able to hurt you.

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[devoutish]

Then you've got a decision to make, don't you.

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[ecks]

You to have decision. I no to start.

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[devoutish]

We both have decisions to make. Yeah? The both of us. If I do something to Watson, that'll be my decision. If you do something to me in return, that'll be your fucking decision.

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[ecks]

You to have decision, you to be stupid to fuck -- to fuck moron asshole spider!

[Her two-year-old is showing....]

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[devoutish]

Am I saying I don't? Listen to my fucking words, Ecks.

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[ecks]

[Abruptly, she switches back to text. What she just said was not planned or careful, it just came out on its own.]

I to know what you to say. I no to be stupid Alfie Solomons.

To hurt Doctor Watson to be stupid decision. You to be stupid?

[devoutish]

You know that I'm not.

[ecks]

You no to hurt Doctor Watson.

[devoutish]

I'm not gonna go round in circles with you, Ecks.

[ecks]

You. No. To. Hurt. Doctor. Watson.

[devoutish]

Are we done here?

[ecks]

To be we to do here what?

[Tenses, Alfie, she ain't got 'em.]

[devoutish]

[He thinks he's been mostly getting the gist of what she means so far, but this one he has to read a few times.]

You're asking what we're doing here?

[ecks]

You to ask to be we to do here. I no to understand.