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[devoutish]

Yeah?

[That's it, that's all you get.]

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[devoutish]

There is no fucking reason to use it if you don't have to.

Did you really hit him?

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[jumpthegun]

[Sherlock would disagree, but whatever.]

Of course I did. It's the least he deserves.

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[devoutish]

[That's because Sherlock is lame, John.]

Fearless man.

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[jumpthegun]

Bastard would've gotten more than a punch if Sherlock hadn't been asking for some of what he got.

[Fearless, loyal, but aware that Sherlock is an insufferable man sometimes.]

>voice

[devoutish]

You'll still be traveling with the both of them, then?

>voice

[jumpthegun]

Well, apparently, I shouldn't be taking an eye off of either of them. My mistake.

[Which, when you've only got one eye left...]

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[devoutish]

[He's gonna do it. He's gonna make an eye joke.]

Don't you mean the eye?

>voice

[jumpthegun]

You're a funny man, you are, Mr. Solomons.

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[devoutish]

Funny man, but bad boy?

[Claire has been gossiping about your gossip, Watson.]

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[jumpthegun]

[Okay, that gets a small snort, followed by a muffled sound of pain.]

Maybe I should've said naughty.

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[devoutish]

That still makes me sound like a little boy who nicks sweets from the corner shop.

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[jumpthegun]

Nah, not in my day. If you're a naughty boy, that's hot. And hot is cool. And cool is good.

[He might be teasing.]

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[devoutish]

Explain yourself.

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[jumpthegun]

Don't care for the modern slang, mate?

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[devoutish]

I'm trying to figure out the chain of meaning here. Hot is cool?

>voice

[jumpthegun]

Hot is good-looking. If you're good-looking, that's an aspect of being hip, and hip is cool. Being cool is a good thing.

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[devoutish]

And this is the sort of thing you discuss about me, with other people?

>voice

[jumpthegun]

[There's a pause as John realizes how that might come off.]

I was talking you up to Claire. Of course I was gonna say nice things.

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[devoutish]

[It's okay Watson he knows you're saving yourself for Sherlock.]

She told me. And the rumor mill goes 'round.

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[jumpthegun]

[Note to self: Never try to wingman for Alfie again with Claire.]

Gossip about you and her, I'm assuming. Hope all of that's going well.

[Let's just get off of John inadvertently calling Alfie hot, okay?]

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[devoutish]

Fucked her in one of the hotel beds a few nights ago.

[So...]

>voice

[jumpthegun]

Ah. Okay.

[That's pretty damn brazen. Give him a moment.]

That's nice.

Was it nice?

>voice

[devoutish]

[Watson you're precious.]

Yeah. It was a fuck, wasn't it.

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[jumpthegun]

[It's like being in the Army again with some of the blokes he knew.]

Some are better than others. I, uh... wouldn't have tried to... I mean, if I'd known.

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[devoutish]

Here's a curious thing - I think she wants me to brag about it. Something about the way she talked about it, after. Is that normal for women of your time?