IC contact for maskormenace

[devoutish]

You've reached Alfie Solomons. Leave your name and state your business.

Alfie can be reached via the imPort network, or via a home phone and answering machine. He does have a cell phone, but it's not publicly available.

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text; sorry about the gifs (not sorry)

[itistolaugh]

YOU'RE INVITED!!

to a ~*~*~SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY~*~*~

for DR. JONATHAN CRANE!!


October 20th
Wayne Enterprises Conference Room
7PM - ?????

BORING CONVERSATIONS!


OLD MUSIC NOBODY CAN DANCE TO!


PRETENTIOUS JUDGMENT OF OTHERS!


BOOKS??? (no cats)(maybe a witch)


SNACKS!


& BRING A FRIEND!!!
C U THERE ;)

text; it's perfection tbh

[devoutish]

Is every imPort invited to this?

[itistolaugh]

no just like 15 or so of the people he hates the least
i got lots of booze and candy

[devoutish]

[Well, that's interesting - and unexpected - and it's pretty much the deciding factor in him saying:]

Alright, I'll b there.