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Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote2016-09-01 11:23 pm

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text; sorry about the gifs (not sorry)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-10-19 12:06 am (UTC)(link)


YOU'RE INVITED!!

to a ~*~*~SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY~*~*~

for DR. JONATHAN CRANE!!


October 20th
Wayne Enterprises Conference Room
7PM - ?????

BORING CONVERSATIONS!


OLD MUSIC NOBODY CAN DANCE TO!


PRETENTIOUS JUDGMENT OF OTHERS!


BOOKS??? (no cats)(maybe a witch)


SNACKS!


& BRING A FRIEND!!!
C U THERE ;)
itistolaugh: (The Kobayashi Maru of massages.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2017-10-19 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
no just like 15 or so of the people he hates the least
i got lots of booze and candy