IC contact for maskormenace

[devoutish]

You've reached Alfie Solomons. Leave your name and state your business.

Alfie can be reached via the imPort network, or via a home phone and answering machine. He does have a cell phone, but it's not publicly available.

Comments

text; it's perfection tbh

[devoutish]

Is every imPort invited to this?

[itistolaugh]

no just like 15 or so of the people he hates the least
i got lots of booze and candy

[devoutish]

[Well, that's interesting - and unexpected - and it's pretty much the deciding factor in him saying:]

Alright, I'll b there.