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You've reached Alfie Solomons. Leave your name and state your business.
Alfie can be reached via the imPort network, or via a home phone and answering machine. He does have a cell phone, but it's not publicly available.
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'Least they're together, I guess. Crazy how imPorts kind of gather pets, right? My-- friend left behind his cat. I'd hate to think what would happen if we both fucked off.
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[He opens up the whiskey, pouring a glass for Archie and a half-glass for himself.]
Which friend are you talking about, then?
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[he frowns, looking over to alfie briefly before going back to the dogs.]
Just-- someone from my world. Guy called Maxie. [his tone is clipped, suddenly.] I've known him for most of my life and I didn't expect him to get a cat... guess that's just how stuff happens.
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You've got rabbits at your place? Why not keep them and find somebody who'll take 'em in if you do fuck off?
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[he pauses.]
This is gonna sound insane, but she's basically a baby whale that I can't just let out into the ocean here, because of how animals work back home. So all expenses and effort is now focused on her.
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She is. She's called Wailmer.
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And where are you keeping it?
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She's in here. All 6ft of her.
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[He glances up at the ceiling, then at the dogs.]
Not in here.
[Just. In case that wasn't obvious. Archie gets some weird ideas sometimes.]
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[it's... a reason, at least. maybe not the right one. he takes another gulp of whiskey.]
It's something unique to our world, anyway. Data conversion.
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[very anime.]
They can also be released and reformed into flesh from data any time. You can convert any kind of data, but can't usually convert living matter into it. That's what's unique.
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[That's what he's getting from this. His lingo is still a little rusty.]
Yeah. Yeah, all right; that's unique.
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[he shrugs, taking another sip. no point going into further detail.]
It's not cruel, before you ask. They're fully aware of what's happening. I'd wager if my dog that can break through walls didn't like what I was doing to him, [another sip.] then I'd know.
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[The weird shit you do with your weird animals is your weird business, Archie. He finally takes a sip of his own whiskey, though largely he's still sloshing it around more than he's drinking.]
And I am sorry about your friend.
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[it's not clear if he says it in regards to his pokémon proclivity or the loss of maxie. archie shrugs, putting wailmer's ball away.
he takes a long pull of his drink before sighing, shaking his head.] Ain't that the way here? Maybe he'll be back tomorrow. Maybe I'll never see him again. He was from a different timeline within our own universe, so everything was as complicated as it possibly could be.
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[He admits, giving the closest dog a pat.]
Suppose it's not avoidable all the time, though. Feelings are funny things.
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[for him, anyway. he shrugs.]
...And when it's someone from home you're already-- [he makes a face.] Maxie was a terrible grouchy sod, but I really feel like half a person without him. It's ridiculous.
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[he puts his finger on the counter, drawing a short, imaginary line.]
We talked about it a lot. It seems like... everything is the same, up until a certain point. [he lowers another finger, making the imaginary line have an imaginary fork shape.] Then it splits. Stuff I did, he did. Stuff he did, I did.
It's... shed a new light on our fucked up, weird relationship. If nothing else.
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