IC contact for maskormenace

[devoutish]

You've reached Alfie Solomons. Leave your name and state your business.

Alfie can be reached via the imPort network, or via a home phone and answering machine. He does have a cell phone, but it's not publicly available.

Comments

[devoutish]

What do you do well, then?

[trouvaille]

( momentarily stymied. then; )

Music. Poetry. Identifying someone's weak points and being rude about them. Coordinating and hostessing. I know how to manage money very well, when I actually have any of the bloody -

( that's skirting close to whining about her reduced circumstances; she course-corrects. )

I'm good at some things.

[devoutish]

Do you also enjoy the looks on their faces when you figure out the right weak point?

[aka he loves that shit too, it's great]

[trouvaille]

( it's very telling that she laughs. )

There's a certain degree of satisfaction in putting someone to rights.

[devoutish]

It's fucking fantastic.

[trouvaille]

I think what I enjoy, ( thoughtfully, ) is knowing that I could.

( not necessarily doing it, but sitting in quiet satisfaction with the knowledge that she could, any time she liked, tip someone off their balance. satisfaction in the seeing.

she's always liked to know things. )

[devoutish]

And finding the right moment to do it?

[trouvaille]

You don't want to fire off something prematurely, or - I don't know, waste the opportunity.

And you get the occasional idiot too stupid to be told, which isn't even shooting fish in a barrel, it's shooting a barrel and pretending there were fish in it--

[devoutish]

You might have made a good gangster after all.

[trouvaille]

I'm a terrible liar, that would probably be an issue. Other than that, though.

( pragmatic, amoral and creatively vicious. she'd be good at a lot of things that aren't the life she's supposed to be leading. )

[devoutish]

What makes you be a terrible liar?

[trouvaille]

My face, usually.

( she wrinkles her nose. )

I'm not good at not - reacting exactly as I do, or pretending to be shocked about things, or acting like people who are incredibly stupid and boring aren't--

[devoutish]

Those are things you can practice. Get better at. That's a learned skill, yeah?