[He gently takes Royce's left hand, palm facing out, and dots his finger along his fingertips.]
New York, Boston, Chicago.
[He locates Chicago a quarter of a inch above Boston, right about where Maine would be. Then he moves to the lefthand side, and pokes a finger at Royce's wrist.]
San Francisco. Everything else - barren wasteland.
Mm. [ He smiles sleepily, watching Alfie map out America on his hand. ]
So a barren wasteland to you is a city with a hospital, several taverns and enough housing that a ride from one house to another is fifteen minutes with a car. [ He laughs a little. ] You'd be miserable in Elan.
[ He does. On Alfie's right hand, he presses his finger to Alfie's palm, the tip of his ring finger, the tip of his thumb, the tip of his pinky, and his wrist. ]
More like what you'd refer to as countries, I suppose. [ A beat. ] You'd hate Trent. If I were to take you anywhere I'd take you to Colnora. Or - Tur Del Fur, maybe. Dagastan.
[ He kind of misses Elan a little. ] Maranon is nice all year. Never snows too hard. Never rains too hard, the sunshine is perfect.
Do you remember when I told you about the elven woman who had possessed the daughter of Dulgath's duke? [ He thinks he vaguely remembers telling Alfie, but he's not sure if it was an alternate timeline or not. ] She lives there. Takes care of the estate and makes sure it always prospers.
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[And plenty more stuff that the book mentioned, but listen.]
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You're being obtuse. [ Which is like Alfie's whole personality, but listen. ]
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I don't know enough about America to argue, so I suppose I'll take your word for it.
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New York, Boston, Chicago.
[He locates Chicago a quarter of a inch above Boston, right about where Maine would be. Then he moves to the lefthand side, and pokes a finger at Royce's wrist.]
San Francisco. Everything else - barren wasteland.
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So a barren wasteland to you is a city with a hospital, several taverns and enough housing that a ride from one house to another is fifteen minutes with a car. [ He laughs a little. ] You'd be miserable in Elan.
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Avryn. Trent. Erivan. Calis. Delgos. Sort of.
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[ He kind of misses Elan a little. ] Maranon is nice all year. Never snows too hard. Never rains too hard, the sunshine is perfect.
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I haven't been there in years.
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[Alfie hmmmmms.]
Not gonna fall off, is it?
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... oh my god if you can believe it I DID IT AGAIN what the fuck is wrong with me
LMAO i was wondering!!!
sighs @ me
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