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[devoutish]

Yeah?

[That's it, that's all you get.]

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[ecks]

CLOCK TO TICK!!

[devoutish]

No it's not, because this is not real. It's been exposed as a prank.

[ecks]

prank?

lie?

[devoutish]

Yeah. Lie.

[ecks]

oh

[devoutish]

Your typing's fucked. How's your speech?

[ecks]

[Okay, she doesn't understand that first sentence at all but 'fuck' is an angry word and it is probably something insulting.]

YOU to type to fuck
you face to be spider

audio

[devoutish]

Ecks. Try the audio. I've heard your voice; it isn't a secret anymore.

audio

[ecks]

[Fiiiiiine. She switches over...not that it'll be any better.]

You to know what I to do? Doctor Watson to tell you?

Why audio?

audio

[devoutish]

[Well, there goes that theory.]

Yeah, he told me.

audio

[ecks]

You to kill I?

audio

[devoutish]

No.

audio

[ecks]

You no angry? Duster to kill Doctor House I to be angry.

audio

[devoutish]

I'm angry, Ecks. I'm not angry at you.

audio

[ecks]

[That takes her by surprise.]

At who you to be angry?

audio

[devoutish]

Watson, for all his fucking meddling.

audio

[ecks]

Doctor Watson no to want to kill Duster. Doctor Watson no to kill Duster. I to kill Duster.

You no to kill Doctor Watson

audio

[devoutish]

It does not matter to me what he wanted to happen.

[Just. Not going to respond to that last part.]

audio

[ecks]

I to want to kill Duster. I to kill Duster.

You no to be angry I? You to be angry Doctor Watson?

[There has to be a misunderstanding here, through the murkiness of her current linguistic limitations. She's still not any good at inflection, but she pitches Watson's name differently, says it louder, wants Alfie to know she's confused and incredulous.]

audio

[devoutish]

Yes. You understand that he was involved in none of this, yeah? You understand that he pushed his way in and made a fucking mess of things?

Duster could have defended himself, if he hadn't tied him up.

audio

[ecks]

No.

[She gets the gist of it, even if Alfie isn't helping her by going on using complex sentence structures, and it's enough to tick her off.]

Duster no to be able to defend he. Duster to be injured. I to pin Duster. I to kill Duster easy. He no to fight good. Watson to stop I. Watson no to stop I, I to kill Duster.

audio

[devoutish]

He would have had more of a chance, and it would have been a good sight more honorable than what happened.

audio

[ecks]

To kill no to be honor. I to kill many, no to be honor. Moron.

audio

[devoutish]

What do you fucking want here, Ecks? Do you want me to say I'm gonna kill you?

audio

[ecks]

No.

[She's surprised enough by the question to halt right there. In other words, Alfie, she doesn't know what she fucking wants here.]