IC trade organization post

[devoutish]

To facilitate the spread of supplies, requested goods and goods available for trade may be listed here. ALFIE SOLOMONS may be contracted as broker for an additional fee to be negotiated by the parties involved. Brokerage services may include:

Negotiation of the trade deal
Enforcement of the pre-arranged terms of the trade deal
Delivery of goods

Once an agreement has been reached, the broker will require a small nonrefundable deposit, to be paid as soon as possible. Full payment will be due once the trade has been completed.

Participants must be aware of the risk involved in trade in Norfinbury, including but not limited to significant delays caused by unforeseen town activities and the disappearance of trade goods to due the deaths of one or more participants. The broker will be responsible for making a good faith effort to see a deal done, but cannot give a 100% guarantee of success. The initial deposit is nonrefundable regardless of the outcome of the deal, except in cases of negligence on the part of the broker. If a trade fails or is cancelled for any reason, final payment will not be required. Purposeful failure to uphold any part of an agreed-upon brokerage deal will result in future blacklisting from brokerage services.

The broker will not act as an enforcer for deals made by parties who do not hire him as broker from the onset, and no protections or guarantees will be given in these cases.

[OOC: WELCOME TO TRADEAPALOOZA. As you can probably tell, this is an IC trade organization post and brokerage service run by Alfie Solomons. IC discussion of any kind is totally welcome - just make sure it's under the right header! On an OOC level, it's like the player-placed items page in that it's an independent player-run thing and not managed by the mods. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me OOCly at ihdreniel or through PM!

2/9/17 ADDENDUM: Since Alfie has been outed as the guy who stole House's supplies and characters might no longer trust him to see their supply lists/broker trades, I'm just adding a reminder that comments to this post can be filtered from him!]

Comments

SUPPLIES FOR SALE

[devoutish]

Comment here in character if your character has any items that they want to offer up for trading! Other characters can then reply if they see something they're interested in.

@jwatson; text; Day 173

[jumpthegun]

I have the following available if anyone would like them. No need for anything in return, but if anyone's looking for something.

• Bra
  
• Oragami set
  
• Perfume
  
• Reading glasses

I also have the following medical expertise and supplies if anyone is in need of assistance, also free of charge.

• Skills: Trauma Surgery, General Diagnostics, Prescription Assignment
  
• Low-grade pain-killers: Aspirin
  
• Mid-grade pain-killers: Prescription ibuprofen
  
• High-grade pain-killers: Tramadol (narcotic)
  
• General: Antacids, vitamin D tablets, wrist brace, eye drops

action

[howdull]

Does the bra have underwire? Let me see.

action

[jumpthegun]

[Sherlock, that's an awkward question. John doesn't exactly have room to talk about wanting to keep it nice for a girl if she needs it. John sighs and picks through his pack before coming out with the bra. It's red and lacy and does, indeed, have an underwire.]

Don't destroy it. We might still be able to use the fabric for something, too. Have you got something to cut with?

@jwatson; text; Addendum

[jumpthegun]

Please note the bra no longer has its underwire. The fabric is still available, however, and might be useful as earmuffs in the absence of other options.

@LELRIC; text; day 171

[armoured]

I have these items available for trade:

1. Sauce packet (sweet and sour)
2. Sauce packet (ranch)
3. Sauce packet (barbecue)
4. Hand soap
5. Scented soap
6. Toothbrush
7. Toothpaste
8. Sour Apple schnapps
9. Protein powder

I would like any of the following things, please:

1. Rope
2. Wire
3. Mesh
4. Tennis or badminton rackets (or similar)
5. A scarf
6. Oil or lubricant

@hotstud_xxx; text

[rubikscomplex]

i'll take the bottle of schnapps for half a bottle of olive oil i've got

text

[armoured]

I'm not so sure olive oil will work for what I need it for.

@ASolomons; text

[devoutish]

Do you also like liqueur?

[pistolproof]

[ Fuck you House, Jack wants that schnapps too-- ]

Ive got a Scarf if You give Me the Schnapps, eh?

@standardissue; text

[deus_ex_phs]

I have a bottle of machine oil. Trade you for the toothpaste?

@Spoiler ; Day 170

[spoileralert]

I HAVE:

• Rubber gloves - yellow
  
• Sanitary wipes
  
• Cephalexin (antibiotic)
  
• Hand sanitizer
  
• Ammonia
  
• Cigarettes
  
• Ceramic shards
  
• Screwdriver - flathead, slightly bent
  
• Can opener
  
• 2-blade razor
  
• Drinking glass
  
• Fork
  
• Metal coaster
  
• Coffee mug
  
• Cookie jar
  
• Glass Shards
  
• Red acrylic paint (mostly used up)
  
• Cadmium yellow oil paint
  
• Large tapered paintbrush
  
• Spiral notebook - black
  
• Spray paint - black
  
• Book on interrogation techniques
  
• Blue yarn - 2 pieces, one small mitten's worth each
  
• Charcoal
  
• Paperclips x5
  
• Rubber bands x2

I WANT:

• Warm things for nesting
  
• Fake animals Stuffed animals
  
• Condoms
  
• Toothpaste
  
• Your soul

private

[rubikscomplex]

how would you feel about participating in a hussle on solomons?

@ASolomons; text; private; day 172

[devoutish]

I've got a party interested in your ammonia. He's willing to trade a smock and something called bubble wrap, I'll assume you know what that is.

The curious thing here is that he wants to stay anonymous even from you. Do you accept or deny?

@godsend, text, Day 172

[termineur]

Here's what I have:
-Can opener
-Bifocals
-Binoculars
-Magnifying glass
-Stuffed dolphin
-Slippers
-Grabber
-Book ("Coping with Memory Loss")
-Wire hanger, bent into a long claw
-door knob
-bobby pins
-Clipboard
-note pad
-scotch tape
-drill bits
-popsicle molds
-Skull model (parts of the brain fit together like puzzle pieces)
-Fridge Magnet
-Aluminum foil
-Twist ties

I could really use some ear muffs, or boots in a large size. If you're looking to build something and could use some of my smaller items, though, I might be willing to leave what you need somewhere. No trade necessary, in that case.

day 174; private

[howdull]

Drill bits. Fridge magnet. Aluminium foil. Bobby pins. Coat hanger.

@Spoiler ; text

[spoileralert]

omg I so want that dolphin

How are you for writing utensils? I have several I could spare.

@cutthroatbitch; text; Day 189

[wilsonsheart]

Offering prescription write-ups, one-time or ongoing. No preexisting medical condition required at the time of request.

@genresavvy; text

[theurgy]

so you'll give anyone a prescription for anything?

@jwatson; audio

[jumpthegun]

[Okay, it's been a night. It's been a night of far too many emotions, but this just pisses John right off.]

What the hell do you think you're doing? Medicine isn't candy. You don't just hand it out to anyone without a reason or make up stories for it. We are living in a resource-limited world. D'you not get that?

@309_W1C_2DZ; text; private

[howdull]

Has the rolling repeat of morphine been issued?
Do future requests need to be legal narcotics?

Text | @Summoner

[ninjainviolet]

You're joking, right? What kind of doctor offers that for a trade?

@ofcorpse; text >private filter

[exequies]

How generous of you! A bottle of laudanum for the Undertaker would be fantastic.

@captaininvincible; Day 328; text

[notaquaman]

offering: this hot beautiful body

[Sounds like prostitution, Nathan. Or like you're just having a piss.]

4 the low low price of whatever sounds like a good enough offer i will do literally any fucking thing u ask
this includes death-guaranteed level experimentation

@bluestar // audio

[dousedflame]

You should be more careful what you offer.

But I'll make my offer. I would like you to join my group and provide protection, as well as helping carry supplies and drop them off at various locations, in exchange for a fair share of our meals and protection for yourself if you're in danger. In short, I'm offering mutual friendship.