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[devoutish]

Solomons & Melborn
1108 Sweet Cream Street

[Feel free to use this space for letter/package deliveries as well as visits/knocks on the front door!]

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[devoutish]

Coffee. You should be drinking tea with an accent like yours.

[Out the door they go!]

[bywolves]

[ Royce actually laughs at that. ]

Glass accents shouldn't throw stones, Solomons.

[devoutish]

Yeah, mate, but I drink tea.

[bywolves]

Then you'll have to brew your own tea, and I'll get myself a coffee.

[ nyehhh ]

[devoutish]

What has this world done to deserve seeing you caffeinated?

[He's absolutely going to rib Royce all the way to the beach, deal with it.]

[bywolves]

Tea has caffeine in it, Solomons, and I've had that before.

There's also decaf.

[devoutish]

Yeah, but you're not drinking that, are you.

[bywolves]

No. And I don't plan on seeing the rest of the world today, so it's you that has to deal with me caffeinated.

[devoutish]

-- That sounds nice.

[The hermiting, he means. He makes a mental note to snag some food as they walk past the Chinese takeout tree.]

[bywolves]

What does? Staying in?

[devoutish]

Yeah. Not dealing with the world for a bit.

[bywolves]

... Yeah. [ Royce nudges him in the direction of the rec center, which is close by. ] Have to break in the new tree house. Takes a whole day to do.

um Royce how is that NOT innuendo

[devoutish]

At least. We'll be lucky if we're out of it by tomorrow night.

it's only innuendo if you have a dirty mind GOSH

[bywolves]

Half of that is going to be sleeping. I made sure to wish the bed extra comfortable.

UH-HUH

[devoutish]

Did you? Then all of it might be sleeping.

[bywolves]

[ Royce snorts. ]

Planning on watching a film first, I thought.

[devoutish]

And eating chicken and noodles.

[bywolves]

And drinking coffee. Sounds like a plan. Go on, get the film. I'll talk to the creature for coffee.

[ He means the Stain. ]

[devoutish]

Oh, no, no; I'd like to hear what lyric you give him.

[He'll follow Royce first, then get the movie after.]

[bywolves]

Mar's sake. [ Royce says, exasperated. He gives the Stain a set of lyrics - it's a verse from one of the dumb tavern songs back in his world, a catchy tune about a woman who charms people to bed with her only to steal all their things after they pass out.

He specifically just says the verse, if only to spite Alfie. ]

[devoutish]

May we hear the full song, Royce?

[bywolves]

No. Take your coffee. [ Royce says flatly, shoving the cup at Alfie with a look to match. He's playful about it, though, not entirely serious. ]

[devoutish]

You see? He's cruel to me.

[This is directed at Stain as he takes the coffee.]

[bywolves]

[ The Stain sort of just looks vaguely amused - or as much as he can. Royce bows his head a bit at the little guy, and then leads Alfie to the DVDs. ]

Buy you a coffee and I'm cruel to you, huh? [ Royce hums, teasing. ]

[devoutish]

Very.

[He links his arm through Royce's as he grabs up the DVDs and tugs him back towards the door.]