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[devoutish]

Yeah?

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omfg

[devoutish]

I haven't got a nose.

[It's art critique time here.]

a trackpad masterpiece

[bywolves]

I don't have enough hands for all of those knives. [ Royce points out. ]

I put it in my journal profile

[devoutish]

One knife for each finger. You've attached them to the fingertips of your gloves.

[Keep up, Royce; god.]

oh my GOD lsmdfks

[bywolves]

[ Alfie, please. ]

Seems like it'd make literally everything harder to do.

immortalized forever

[devoutish]

Well, you can take 'em off sometimes. They aren't permanently attached.

[bywolves]

[ He fills in Alfie's hat a little more on his screen. ]

I do wish I had that many knives.

[devoutish]

Do you really need more than one or two?

[bywolves]

Here, I do. [ Huff. ] They break much easier than Alverstone.

[devoutish]

I still can't believe you named your fucking sword.

[bywolves]

Dagger. And I didn't name it.

[devoutish]

In the legends of my world, the swords are the ones with the names.

[bywolves]

Yes, well. I'm not a legend and neither is Alverstone.

[devoutish]

I should name my gun; what do you think?

[bywolves]

[ He snorts. ]

Why not? [ A beat. ] Any ideas?

[devoutish]

Punisher.

[bywolves]

[ PFFT. ]

That's terrible.

[devoutish]

I like it. It's self-descriptive.

[bywolves]

All of your enemies are going to laugh when they hear you've named your gun punisher.

[devoutish]

But at least they won't be asking "what the fuck does that mean", eh?

[bywolves]

They don't have time to ask me what the fuck it means. [ Because they're dead already. Also, Alfie's potty mouth is infectious. ]

I guess making your enemies laugh so hard they're unable to dodge your bullets is a strategy.

[devoutish]

Paralyzing them with laughter, yeah.

-- Fucking hell, I like hearing you swear.

[He likes being a terrible influence.]

[bywolves]

You're a bad influence, Alfie Solomons. [ He looks amused. ] Next thing you know I'll be hitting on every woman we run into.

[devoutish]

All two of 'em, yeah.

[bywolves]

Mm. It won't matter. Eventually I'll start sounding like you and they won't be able to understand me anyway.

[devoutish]

I've only flirted with two, you konw. Well, and thought about a third.