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[devoutish]

Yeah?

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[devoutish]

Fuck off.

[He bats his hand away, and starts drawing a cloak that's about three times the size of his body.]

[bywolves]

[ Royce snorts. ]

Is that supposed to be my cloak?

[devoutish]

Mm.

[Next comes a quick sketch of arms, and hands holding several knives each.]

[bywolves]

[ Okay, that gets a laugh. A very quiet one.

Royce pulls out his own tablet, pulling up the drawing pad to draw his own version of Alfie. He's got shitty skills, but he's good enough to draw a stupid version of Alfie. He also adds like eight different weapons, including a cane and a wooden table leg on the floor on front of Alfie. ]

omfg

[devoutish]

I haven't got a nose.

[It's art critique time here.]

a trackpad masterpiece

[bywolves]

I don't have enough hands for all of those knives. [ Royce points out. ]

I put it in my journal profile

[devoutish]

One knife for each finger. You've attached them to the fingertips of your gloves.

[Keep up, Royce; god.]

oh my GOD lsmdfks

[bywolves]

[ Alfie, please. ]

Seems like it'd make literally everything harder to do.

immortalized forever

[devoutish]

Well, you can take 'em off sometimes. They aren't permanently attached.

[bywolves]

[ He fills in Alfie's hat a little more on his screen. ]

I do wish I had that many knives.

[devoutish]

Do you really need more than one or two?

[bywolves]

Here, I do. [ Huff. ] They break much easier than Alverstone.

[devoutish]

I still can't believe you named your fucking sword.

[bywolves]

Dagger. And I didn't name it.

[devoutish]

In the legends of my world, the swords are the ones with the names.

[bywolves]

Yes, well. I'm not a legend and neither is Alverstone.

[devoutish]

I should name my gun; what do you think?

[bywolves]

[ He snorts. ]

Why not? [ A beat. ] Any ideas?

[devoutish]

Punisher.

[bywolves]

[ PFFT. ]

That's terrible.

[devoutish]

I like it. It's self-descriptive.

[bywolves]

All of your enemies are going to laugh when they hear you've named your gun punisher.

[devoutish]

But at least they won't be asking "what the fuck does that mean", eh?

[bywolves]

They don't have time to ask me what the fuck it means. [ Because they're dead already. Also, Alfie's potty mouth is infectious. ]

I guess making your enemies laugh so hard they're unable to dodge your bullets is a strategy.

[devoutish]

Paralyzing them with laughter, yeah.

-- Fucking hell, I like hearing you swear.

[He likes being a terrible influence.]