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[devoutish]

Yeah?

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[bywolves]

Don't have anything like this at all. [ A beat. ] Well. Paintings.

[devoutish]

Paintings. Are there any paintings of you?

[bywolves]

No. [ He almost sounds incredulous. There's no way he could sit still long enough for one. Or would find it necessary. ]

[devoutish]

There will be though, eh? Emperor Royce.

[bywolves]

Ugh. [ THE WORST ] Not if I can help it.

[devoutish]

[Alfie's grinning. And chuckling. He's a menace.]

I'll paint your portrait.

[And he is indeed opening up a blank drawing pad on his tablet.]

[bywolves]

[ Oh god. Royce kicks Alfie's leg gently, giving him the most sour expression he can manage. It's all playful, though. ]

You have video of me, you don't need a portrait.

[devoutish]

[He starts out with the head, drawing in some messy hair and an exaggerated frowny face. Alfie's drawing skills are, in the whole, incredibly average - it's better than stick figure quality, but not by a lot.]

[bywolves]

[ Royce reaches over and drags a line across Alfie's screen like an asshole. He might be smirking a little. ]

[devoutish]

Fuck off.

[He bats his hand away, and starts drawing a cloak that's about three times the size of his body.]

[bywolves]

[ Royce snorts. ]

Is that supposed to be my cloak?

[devoutish]

Mm.

[Next comes a quick sketch of arms, and hands holding several knives each.]

[bywolves]

[ Okay, that gets a laugh. A very quiet one.

Royce pulls out his own tablet, pulling up the drawing pad to draw his own version of Alfie. He's got shitty skills, but he's good enough to draw a stupid version of Alfie. He also adds like eight different weapons, including a cane and a wooden table leg on the floor on front of Alfie. ]

omfg

[devoutish]

I haven't got a nose.

[It's art critique time here.]

a trackpad masterpiece

[bywolves]

I don't have enough hands for all of those knives. [ Royce points out. ]

I put it in my journal profile

[devoutish]

One knife for each finger. You've attached them to the fingertips of your gloves.

[Keep up, Royce; god.]

oh my GOD lsmdfks

[bywolves]

[ Alfie, please. ]

Seems like it'd make literally everything harder to do.

immortalized forever

[devoutish]

Well, you can take 'em off sometimes. They aren't permanently attached.

[bywolves]

[ He fills in Alfie's hat a little more on his screen. ]

I do wish I had that many knives.

[devoutish]

Do you really need more than one or two?

[bywolves]

Here, I do. [ Huff. ] They break much easier than Alverstone.

[devoutish]

I still can't believe you named your fucking sword.

[bywolves]

Dagger. And I didn't name it.

[devoutish]

In the legends of my world, the swords are the ones with the names.

[bywolves]

Yes, well. I'm not a legend and neither is Alverstone.